Apologies in advance for sad Scootaloo that doesn't even look like Scootaloo. I doodled it awhile back when I was feeling a little melancholy. I love Scoots, though. I will draw more happy pictures with her to make it up to you. I promise.
(Pulls Scootaloo into a hug, strokes her comfortingly, and kisses her forehead) No, Scootaloo. Your special talent is melting our hearts. Never forget that there are ponies (and people) who love you and wish nothing but happiness for all your days.
Oh MY! I always wondered who made this one! Last time I saw this picture was back in the funny times when scootabuse was a popular joke. Now everything has become sugar, spice, and everything nice... where's my old, defying and inventive brony now? Anyway, beautiful piece, thank you so much for making my day with your art!
nwarning! this is not a joke! carry on reading! or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL CALLED CLARISSA, SHE WAS 10 YEARS OLD AND SHE LIVED IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL, BEACUSE SHE KILLED HER MUM AND DAD.
SHE GOT SO BAD SHE STARTED TO KILL ALL THE STAFF IN THE HOSPITAL SO THE GOVERMENT DECIDED THAT THE BEST IDEA WAS TO GET RID OF HER SO THEY SET UP A SPECIAL ROOM TO KILL HER, AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE BUT IT WENT RONG THE MACHINE THEY WERE USEING WENT WRONG.
AND SHE WAS SAT THERE IN AGONY FOR HOURS UNTILL SHE FINALLY DIED.
NOW EVERY WEEK ON THE DAY OF HER DEATH SHE RETURNS TO THE PERSON THAT READS THIS LETTER, ON A MONDAY NIGHT AT 12:00 SHE KREEPS INTO YOUR ROOM AND KILLS YOU, BUT SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY SLOWLY CUTTING DIFFRENT PARTS OF UR BODY THEN WATCHES YOU BLEED TO DEATH IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 20 PEOPLE BY MIDNIGHT SHELL BE COMEING TO KILL YOU! SEND IT SO SHE HAS ANOTHER LOAD OF PEOPLE TO GET AND FORGETS ABOUT YOU DONT BELVE ME HEY?
EXAMPLE 1: JENNY DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
EXAMPLE 2: TOM ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)
EXAMPLE 3: JOEANNA SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
Now that you've started to read this, you can stop anytime you want. This is a joke. IM NOT KIDDING, STOP NOW! One day a boy named Gaylord McSpazicam got hit by a plane, a train, a cane, and Shane (Dawson) Ipin that order. SEND THIS TO POTATO PEOPLE IN APPLESAUCE SECONDS, OR YOU WILL HAVE THE SAME FATE AS GAYLORD!
Case 1: Susui McBoosie - She ignored it. Oh, poor susui. When she was walking to school, outside of her house, the lights went out. 7 hours later, She quickly went back inside to tell her mom horrible news. She got -1 on her final exam.
Case 2: Billy Bob Joe - Jesus people, let's atleast try to get better names.
Case 2.5: John Smith - He only sent it to Firetruck people. Bad choice, John. While John was reading his book (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire), his power went out. Unusual for John, since he lived on top of an electric pole. In his corner, he saw Unwanted House Guest. He was so happy to see him! UHG gave him a wrench and disappeared. A wrench! Just what he needed! He fixed the electric pole and got back to his football game.
Case 3: Steven McBeeven: He sent it to potato people. Good job, Steven *sarcasm*. The next day, he fell 3082737 flights of stairs, landed on a rocket, fell off the rocket (while 828292928272627 km in the air), and landed into a jet engine.
DONT HAVE THE SAME FATE AS GAYLORD!
1-2 people: Your a lucky son of a bitch. 2-5 people: Uhhhhhhh. 5-10 people: Your going to die. 10-Potato people: Barely live, die, or live a long healthy life! Spin the wheel of fortune! SANDWHICHEZ
Hokay. Now that you've finally gotten off my nose...
SWEET BABEH JESUS OMG! THIS TERRIBLE THING HAPPENED TO A LITTLE BOY IN AN INSANE ASYLUM WITH A KNIFE AND A CLOWN AND A WEIRD MONSTER DON'T ASK WHY THE BOY WAS IN THE ASYLUM HE JUST WAS BUT NOW IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS YOU'LL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS DON'T ASK JUST DO IT DO IT NOW SEND IT TO A GAJILLION PEOPLE I SWEAR THIS AIN'T A HOAX IN FACT THE MONSTER IS ABOUT TO KILL M-